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re: Official East Baton Rouge Parish Hurricane Thread
Posted on 8/29/12 at 9:47 pm to Festus
Posted on 8/29/12 at 9:47 pm to Festus
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Ok luv, if you get stopped by cops, you say you started your period and trying to find napkins. Me and G4 going with diabetes and dog story.
wait a minute, I want a long drawn out story to tell the cops too!
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Posted on 8/29/12 at 9:53 pm to iluvdatiger
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wait a minute, I want a long drawn out story to tell the cops too!
tell them you are going to work....duh
Posted on 8/29/12 at 9:58 pm to iluvdatiger
Ok.
You were sitting at home when some crazy eyed dude that was unshaven and smelled of cheap wine busted through your door. He was holding a tree branch in one hand and other one was under his shirt. He said he had a gun. But your pretty sure it was jus his finger. He said he was there to loot. He told you to give him a ham sandwich and a few pairs of your panties. He specifically said they need to come from your dirty clothes hamper. You went into your bathroom and jumped out the window. You landed in the back of a utility truck heading to La. You jumped out around Clinton. You traded a handjob for the use of the car your driving. And your on your way to your uncles house off of Antioch to use his phone.
Got it?
You were sitting at home when some crazy eyed dude that was unshaven and smelled of cheap wine busted through your door. He was holding a tree branch in one hand and other one was under his shirt. He said he had a gun. But your pretty sure it was jus his finger. He said he was there to loot. He told you to give him a ham sandwich and a few pairs of your panties. He specifically said they need to come from your dirty clothes hamper. You went into your bathroom and jumped out the window. You landed in the back of a utility truck heading to La. You jumped out around Clinton. You traded a handjob for the use of the car your driving. And your on your way to your uncles house off of Antioch to use his phone.
Got it?
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