re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

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The Tyrells will abandon Tommen for Aegon[perhaps opening the gates of KL] (135)
Argument over who is in better position btw Varys, Tyrion, and Petyr. (135-136)
Dany lands in the North-Tommen remains in power (136)
Dany lands in Dorne, Tommen and Myrcella are fricked (136)
Dany lands in the Iron Islands (136)
Little Finger will try to kill Rickon which will lead to Sansa killing LF (136)
The Stark crypt has ties to the Great Other (136)
Loras Tyrell is unharmed; Aurane Waters lies (136/142)
Arya's first faceless kill is using Varys to kill Kevan (136) wut
Sansa will fail to avenge her family; LF is too smart for her (136)
Good book suggestions for those who like ASOIAF (138)
Mel wrote Pink Letter; Jon and stannis unite to take North; Rickon shows up; Howland Reed shows up; Howland leads Jon to Lyanna's tomb and unveils either a hidden sword or hidden letter written by Ned (138)
Jeyne's mom was a maegi that used a potion on Robb to make him make bad decisions...(140)
End game is men vs Others (141)
Jon is ice (Stark) and Fire (Targ) and thus he is the end game (141)
End will result in 7 independent kingdoms again (141)
Arya will be the most badass faceless man if she learns to properly warg (142)
unCat will release Brienne and Jamie because she promised Brienne she would not stop her from going after Stannis when the time came (145)
Tyrion will end up as hand no matter who is the king (145)
Oberyn poisoned Tywin before Tyrion killed him (146)
LOTR v ASOIAF (146)
Kevan poisoned Tywin (148)
Tysaha poisoned Tywin; Tysha is Shae? (148) [Crackpipe theory if I ever saw one]
Varys sister Serra married Ilyrio; proimised to restore Blackfyre to the throne (149)
Varys had Eddard executed, not LF (149)
FSU band played GOT intro music (150) -no link=theory
Bloodraven isn't evil, just loyal to the Targs (151)
By end of book 6, Aegon/Varys will hold KL, LF holds the North, Wall will fall, Dany will be led into a Varys trap (154)
Varys has glamoured himself to hide his purple eyes (155)
Varys is Bloodraven warged into a runaway unsullied (155) [more crackpipe]
Jamie and Cersei are Targ Bastards in detail (159)
Jorah becomes Lord Commander of the Night's Watch as per his father's dying wish; Jon returns Longclaw to its rightful owner (161)
Lady Dustin is pro-Stark in detail (161)
Mance wrote the pink letter with some details (162)

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Loras will kill Tommen (164)
Margery will kill Tommen (164)
Loras isn't at Dragonstone, but heading towards Aegon to arrange a marriage with Margery (166)
Stannis will burn Ramsey to death (166)
Dany's betrayal for love will be Barriston joining Septa Lemore/Ashara Dayne (166)
Aegon may marry both Dany and Margery as the original Aegon the Conqueror had 2 wives as well (166)
Littlefinger will march North with the Vale and surrendered Riverlands army under the pretext of facing off against Stannis but will instead destroy the Freys and then reveal Sansa as the Queen in the North (166)
Ramsey was an Other the whole time and Tyrion is pregnant with Varys' evil twin's child (166) [and now ASOIAF is a soap]
Jon Connington will reveal that Varys was the one who had sewn dissent between Rhaegar and Aerys; Dany will attempt to kill him with Drogon's flames but the fire will not kill him revealing him as a Blackfyre (167)
Stannis will stab Selyse in front of Mel trying to prove he really is AA...fail (169)
Aegon will be the last king of the Seven Kingdoms; will be aided by the Septa and Faith Militia (172)
Tyrion and the Second Sons will take Casterly Rock utilizing the drainage system (173)
Gendry may inherit Storm's end after Stannis' death? (173)
Varys riddle about the priest, king, and rich man is actually foreshadowing the three reasons people will love Aegon (175)
After Jon's death, the wildlings burn his body so he doesn't become an Other, but he doesn't burn in the flame, he is reborn as AA (177)
Valyrians never attacked Westeros because they feared the abilities of the wargs/CoTF possibly manipulating their dragons (188)
The COTF in a last ditch effort to drive back the Andals sailed to Valyria and attempted to warg into the dragons, but found them hard to control and led to the destruction of Valyria (188)
Jon is reborn as an Other to fulfill the House of the Undying prophecy of a "blue eyed king who cast no shadow raises a red sword in his hand" (189) [I thought it was an obvious reference to Stannis]
The House of the Undying prophecy about the beautiful woman being ravished by 4 dwarves refers to the 4 kings [Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister/Baratheon, Stark] destroying the realm of Westeros (190)
The House of the Undying prophecy about the corpse on the ship with bright eyes and a grey smile refers to either Victarion, Theon, or Euron (190)
The HotU prophecy about the great stone beast rising from a smoking tower refers to either Jon Snow or Jon Connington (190)
The HotU prophecy about the 4 dwarves and the woman refer to the manipulators [Tyrion, Ilyrio, Varys, and Littlefinger] (190)
Stannis is the Anti-AA. His actions open the door for an Other invasion, not prevent it. (191)
Stannis dies trying to kill Melisandre after she reveals that Jon is AA, not him (192)
Tywin is one of the orchestrators of the Purple Wedding. He used it as a way to get rid of Tyrion without resorting to kinslaying and got rid of Joffrey who needed a "sharp lesson". The aftermath would have left an easily manipulated Tommen on the throne (192)
Stannis isn't actually honorable at all. He is being controlled by a darkness that every honorable character is leery of. He will do anything to win regardless of whether his actions are honorable (192)
Stannis tried being honorable but got crapped on by life-shunned twice by Robert[Storm's End and King's Hand], ill wife, greyscale daughter, etc so he gave up on being honorable (192)
Littlefinger intercepted a letter from Lyana to her family that explained her love and intent to marry Rhaegar and spread rumors of Rhaegar kidnapping her. Brandon's death=Unwed Cat and a chance for him to marry her. [Basically he started 2 wars for Cat now ](194)
Others are actually the good guys (194)
The mother of Tyrion, Dany, and Jon Snow all died while giving birth to them. Coincidence or Destiny? (195)

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