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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 4/18/13 at 5:44 am to
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
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Posted on 4/18/13 at 5:44 am to
ETA:Just want to make it clear that saintsfan92612 compiled this AMAZING list NOT ME.

He deserves ALL the credit, I just copied and pasted it with my favorites highlighted.

I am desperate for him to continue this massive undertaking and keep the list going through this entire EPIC THREAD



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saintsfan92612





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Page 1-50+
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Hooded Man=Theon reflection of himself
Hooded Man=Benjen
Hooded Man=Blackfish
Hooded Man=Harwin
Hooded Man=Jon
Hooded Man=Mance (Have to add my favorite theory here from later pages MANCE=ARTHUR DAYNE )
Weirwood paste is people
Benjen is alive and fighting a shadow war
Benjen is dead
Benjen is undead and leading the Others
R+L=J and Howland Reed is the only one alive who knows
Varys also knows R+L=J somehow
R+L=/=J
Jon=Azor Ahai and Dany=Nissa Nissa
Jon=Azor Ahai and Arya=Nissa Nissa (not Lannister-esque love, tho)
Rhaegar=Azor Ahai, Lyana=Nissa Nissa, and Jon=Lightbringer
Ned=shite swordsman
Aegon=Blackfyre=Mummer's Dragon
Aegon=Illyrio's son
Jon will end up with Val at the end
Jon is alive, but it was Melisandre who had him killed so he would be reborn as AA
Jon is dead but will warg into other animals a la Orell
Brienne will allow Jamie to kill her so that Jamie can live (trial by combat)
Jaime will allow Brienne to kill him so that she can live
Pretty Merris=Brienne?
Jamie will kill Cersei
Sandor will kill Robert Strong
Arya will wreck shite with Nymeria and her pack in tow
Dany will sail East to attack Westeros from the West
Blackfish will reveal Sansa's true identity at her wedding and will reveal Littlefingers role in her fathers death

Rickon is running a crew of Cannibals...lol
3 Dragon Riders=Jon, Tyrion and Dany
3 Dragon Riders=Aegon, Tyrion, and Dany
Bran will warg into Jon's dragon
Lady Dustin is anti-stark
Lady Dustin is pro-stark and just putting on a front
Varys=Targaryan
Varys=Blackfyre
Tryion=Targaryan
Bloodraven is the person/thing training Bran
Bloodraven warged into the Raven at castle black to save Jon from the wight and helped get him elected Lord Snow
Bloodraven is evil as hell and training Bran to become the Great Other that Melisandre foresaw
Bran was the one who warged into the Raven that got Bran elected
The lone wolf dies but the pack survives=the remaining starks will be reunited soon
Tysha is alive in Braavos and has Tyrion's daughter
CottonwasKing has an acreboyish attraction to Arya
The Others and the Children are fighting in league with each other against the Andal invaders
Rhaegar was planning to overthrow his father during/after Robert's Rebellion
Euron traded his dragon egg to the faceless man to kill Balon Greyjoy
Ned Stark did not kill Arthur Dayne-hence his son being nicknamed Ned...
Who wrote the letter to Jon? Theon, Ramsey, Roose, Mance, Jon writing to Mance who is acting as Jon, the 1989 Denver Broncos?
Hodor!!!
Too many baby swaps for mortals to comprehend


Page 50-84
Jaime gets his sword hand revived by Thoros; becomes a bad-arse duel wielder
Robb will be revived with Grey Wind's head...
Brienne is a descendent of Dunk
Hodor is a descendent of Dunk
Hodor is not a Dunk-kin, but he has Giant's blood
Nan was a wildling from beyond the wall-that's how she knows so much about the north
Nan and Dunk did a little wink wink nudge nudge
Gregor is headless

Gregor is a frankenstein with someone elses head
Gregor has Robb's head
Hooded Man=Hallis Mollen
Dany has the bloody flux and will die (Bluegrass' wish)
The wall will fall and the wildlings will flood the North (aren't they already on this side of the wall?)
Sam ends up as Maester of Nights Watch
Sam ends up as Maester in Kings Landing
Sam has the horn that can destroy the wall
Tons of speculation on who will rule what in the end
Sandor is the Valonqar-him killing Gregor causes Cersei's death
Sandor will beat Gregor but Cersei will escape somehow; Jaime will hunt her down and deliver the Kings justice
Littlefinger and Varys will ally to help Aegon
Littlefinger has the sword Blackfyre hidden in some tapestries
Jon=Night's King returned
Bran=Azor Ahai and will warg into a dragon (...ok)
R+L=J...but the R is Robert
Jaqen is in the Citadel and is trying to find out how to hatch the dragon egg he got from Euron





Highlighted the theories I believe/want to happen
This post was edited on 4/18/13 at 6:39 am
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6234 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 6:14 am to
Holy frick!
Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 6:37 am to
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Brienne will allow Jamie to kill her so that Jamie can live (trial by combat)


Yeah I get the impression this will happen to. This isn't strong evidence, but in Clash of Kings when Mel has Stannis burn the Seven and Davos watches we get this:
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The Maiden lay athwart the Warrior, her arms widespread as if to embrace him

So I get the impression either Brienne dies protecting Jaime or they both die together (and then maybe the Stoneheart brings back Jaime & his hand is able to be restored somewhat similar to Victarion...later goes on to kill Cersei)
Posted by BleedPurpleGold
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2005
18922 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 11:24 am to
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Have to add my favorite theory here from later pages MANCE=ARTHUR DAYNE


I'm intrigued. Explain right now.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 4/18/13 at 12:10 pm to
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Ned Stark did not kill Arthur Dayne-hence his son being nicknamed Ned...

Now this would be something.

Little Ned is one of the most mysterious characters
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