re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Here's my predictions for the next book:
I think Tyrion will become Dany's master of coin
Selmy dies
Victarion will become her master of war, (take Selmy's place)
Varys will become her whisperer
Jon will become her husband and dragon tamer.
Arya will become one of Dany's Queensguard.
Aegon becomes a dragon rider
Samwell become Dany's maester
Littlefinger dies
Sansa dies
cersei dies
stannis dies
melisandra kills stannis's wife and abducts shireen or whatever her name is,
Jon kills melisandra, shireen becomes his ward
everyone else on the wall dies
Tommen dies
Margary flees back to highgarden
The Martell's and Tyrells join forces with Dany's forces
together they kill off all remaining Lannisters
Margary marries Aegon
Everyone fights the whitewalkers, FIRE wins.
Dany and Jon reign the realm together
Bran wargs into God and kills everyone in Kings Landing
The realm is ruled ny the children of the forest, as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be
the end.

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Here's my predictions for the next book:

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"You will never walk again, but you will FLY"

Bran will be one of the dragon riders, then, who knows?

This probably depends majorily on whether or not Bloodraven is "evil". I can maybe see Bran using the dragons in killing Aegon, since he's possibly a Blackfyre. However, Bloodraven was a Targaryen loyalist and played a major role in stopping the Blackfyre rebellion so I don't see him turning Bran against the Targs. Maybe he wants payback since Mekar fricked him over?

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Here's my predictions for the next book:
I think Tyrion will become Dany's master of coin

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Regardless of who sits the Throne I think it's more likely for Tyrion to be Hand of the King.

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Selmy dies

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Yep.

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Victarion will become her master of war, (take Selmy's place)

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Victarion is going to die in TWoW IMO.

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Varys will become her whisperer

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Varys is going to die in ADoS, along with Littlefinger.

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Jon will become her husband and dragon tamer.

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Husband no, but I think he'll be able to tame and ride one of the dragons

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Arya will become one of Dany's Queensguard.

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IMO Arya will either remain No One but still come back to Westeros and avenge House Stark or come back as Arya and avenge her family but end up dying after a heroic act. Either way I don't see Arya having a happy ending .

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Aegon becomes a dragon rider

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I think Aegon could ride a dragon because he's a Blackfyre. But he could also get roasted like Quentyn or even have Greyscale.

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Samwell become Dany's maester

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IMO Sam will either be Grandmaester to Jon or remain the Maester of the Night's Watch

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Littlefinger dies

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In ADoS, definitely.

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Sansa dies

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Sansa will survive. Much more likely for Arya to die. I think Bran lives too. Not sure about Rickon.

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cersei dies

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Definitely. She'll die in TWoW. Her story is starting to come to a close.

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stannis dies

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I'm 50/50 on whether Stannis dies totally or if he's turned into a White Walker and become The Great Other 2.0.

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melisandra kills stannis's wife and abducts shireen or whatever her name is,

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More likely for Mel to kill Shireen because of her King's Blood. Plus she has Greyscale and the Wildlings are very wary of that. IMO Shireen is a ticking time bomb with her Greyscale. Same with Jon Connington. My theory is that Westeros will be plagued by famine (already happening), Greyscale (going to happy in TWoW), and perhaps the Pale Mare (Dany's men will bring it over). It'll be the Perfect Shitstorm for the Others to invade. Like 3/4th's of Westeros will be wiped out.

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Jon kills melisandra, shireen becomes his ward
everyone else on the wall dies

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Jon is wary of Mel but I don't think he'll kill her unless it's as a Nissa Nissa sort of sacrifice for him to become Azor Ahai.

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Tommen dies

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No doubt and I think it'll be Cersei who kills him. This was already hinted at in Blackwater.

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Margary flees back to highgarden

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Even if she loses her trial I don't see the High Septon executing her. I think she could perhaps flee back but I'm not sure if I see her surviving the series. Perhaps she'll marry Aegon but it's more likely for Arianne to do that.

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The Martell's and Tyrells join forces with Dany's forces

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For Aegon, definitely. For Dany, especially after Quentyn was roasted, not a snowball's chance in hell.

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together they kill off all remaining Lannisters

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I could see the Martells and Tyrells planning to kill off Cersei but House Lannister is basically done. And a lot of the extended family will be killed at the Red Wedding 2.0 that's taking place at the Twins.

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Margary marries Aegon

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Either her or Arianne will. Or perhaps he'll have 2 wives like Aegon the Conquerer.

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Everyone fights the whitewalkers, FIRE wins.

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Nope. Ice and Fire need to be balanced.

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Dany and Jon reign the realm together

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They'll both save the Realm but I think Dany is going to die. Go rewatch the House of the Undying scene. She is *thisclose* to touching the throne but never touches or sits on it. And it's snowing. She's going to arrive in Westeros at a bad time and head for the Wall, not King's Landing.

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Bran wargs into God and kills everyone in Kings Landing

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Which god? In ASOIAF land there are tons.

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The realm is ruled ny the children of the forest, as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be
the end.

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Martin said the series will have a bittersweet ending. Guarantee you some of the humans will survive, and my bet is Bran tells the last chapter before the Epilogue since he was the first POV we saw in the series after the Prologue chapter.

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For Aegon, definitely. For Dany, especially after Quentyn was roasted, not a snowball's chance in hell.

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oooh yea, good point!

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Go rewatch the House of the Undying scene. She is *thisclose* to touching the throne but never touches or sits on it. And it's snowing. She's going to arrive in Westeros at a bad time and head for the Wall, not King's Landing.

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True. I forgot about that!

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Which god? In ASOIAF land there are tons.

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which God do the children worship? Mother Earth?

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I think Tyrion will become Dany's master of coin

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That would be really wasting Tyrion's talents. Tyrion doesn't know all that much about money since until Dance, he's never lived frugally in his life. I'm thinking he'll be her Hand, since Tyrion is well suited for it, and though I think Dany will despise him, he's her only chance at conquering Westeros.

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Varys will become her whisperer

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All Varys wants from her are her army and dragons. Both he and Illyrion didn't count on Dany coming out of the Dothraki Sea alive. He merely wants these for Aegon.

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Jon will become her husband and dragon tamer.

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God I hope not, and Jon knows absolutely nothing about dragons. I'm thinking that Tyrion will be the dragon tamer, and that's the real reason Varys breaks him out and sends him to Dany.

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Arya will become one of Dany's Queensguard.

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No. I just don't see why Arya would ever do that. She's an assassin, not someone who you want for your Kingsguard.

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Aegon becomes a dragon rider

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Aegon is a Blackfyre, a bastard clan of the Targaryens. I don't think he himself knows it, but Varys, Illyrio, and the Golden Company does.

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Samwell become Dany's maester

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Maester Marwyn is in route to be Dany's maester.

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Littlefinger dies
Sansa dies

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A bit sudden to die in the next novel. The final one, I think it's possible.

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melisandra kills stannis's wife and abducts shireen or whatever her name is,
Jon kills melisandra, shireen becomes his ward
everyone else on the wall dies

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My sweet summer child.

All I know is, Martin better stay the frick out of West Africa.

those were both great! I ended up watching a few more while I was on the treadmill and when I looked up, I had walked 1.5 miles. I should watch GOT videos on the treadmill more often!