re: Has anyone seen/experienced the following in real life:

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My girlfriend threw a beer on me before. fricking slut

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Holy shite How did I forget?

Okay, so I'm at a juicy bar in Korea with a bunch of buddies cuz this total pitiful loser from South Carolina is in love with this Russian Dancer/juicy girl. These girls are determined to sit with me and have me buy them drinks. I'm totally not interested. This one little girl gets a bitchy and huffs off. She keeps looking at me and I start making faces at her. Then this pretty attractive Russian girl sits in front of me (still not buying any drinks for them) and we kind of talk a little. After about five minutes the little asian whore comes up behind be and pushes my back and I spill beer on myself. I turn around in a swinging fist motion and just before I deck a ho my buddy hooks my arm. I stand up really pissed at this point and she bolts. The bar man comes up and in a half buzzed really pissed yell I say "You better keep her away from me oddeshi or your gonna be one slut short!"

I guess that was just a cool bar story not really pertaining to anything.

tl;dr

CSB

IDGAF