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5 Villains Who Went Out of Their Way to Screw Their Own Plan

Posted on 7/31/12 at 10:46 am
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20760 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 10:46 am
Another good one. Here's the lineup

#5. Spider-Man 2 -- Doctor Octopus Needs Peter Parker Alive, Throws a Car at Him (For No Reason)
#4. Casino Royale -- Le Chiffre Wants to Interrogate Bond (After Killing Him)
#3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom -- Mola Ram Tries to Get Back the Magic Stones (by Flooding Everything)
#2. The Fugitive -- The Bad Guy Helps Harrison Ford Figure Out That He's ... Well, the Bad Guy
#1. Die Hard With a Vengeance -- Simon Gruber Stages an Elaborate Con, Immediately Tries to Ruin It

Do it
Posted by Enfuego
Uptown
Member since Mar 2009
9883 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 10:52 am to
DeNiro at the end of Heat....
This post was edited on 7/31/12 at 10:52 am
Posted by CGB Spender
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
874 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 10:55 am to
The emperor in phantom menace. He tries to have the Jedi killed in the opening scene when he needs them to go back to the senate to report the trade federation is invading naboo

Or did he need them to go rescue the queen so she could get a vote of no confidence

I'm so confused

Oh and if anyone understands the whole taxes angle to this movie, please fill me in
This post was edited on 7/31/12 at 10:57 am
Posted by Cold Pizza
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 10:56 am to
I'm a huge fan of Cracked, but they whiffed this one.

Vesper was in with LeChiffe, so she had already given him the password. Granted, her being dead would make it harder to use her as leverage against Bond, but still.

Dr. Nicols helped Kimball so as to not draw attention to himself. Also by helping him he could keep tabs on him. He was afraid Kimball had learned too much and couldn't turn him in to the cops. He needed him dead.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112739 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:00 am to
counth, didn't kill MacGruber when he had the chance and pissed him off so bad that he started ripping throats.
This post was edited on 7/31/12 at 11:02 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109121 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:00 am to
quote:

The emperor in phantom menace. He tries to have the Jedi killed in the opening scene when he needs them to go back to the senate to report the trade federation is invading naboo

Or did he need them to go rescue the queen so she could get a vote of no confidence

I'm so confused

Oh and if anyone understands the whole taxes angle to this movie, please fill me in



Email me if you want a pizza roll. Post a comment on this webzone, and I'll send you some pizza rolls by mail. Who's fricking with my medicine?
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20760 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Dr. Nicols helped Kimball so as to not draw attention to himself. Also by helping him he could keep tabs on him. He was afraid Kimball had learned too much and couldn't turn him in to the cops. He needed him dead.


All he had to do was call the cops to come arrest Kimball. Kimball didnt have the evidence yet.
Posted by CGB Spender
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
874 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:07 am to



I will say this for phantom menace. I loved the whole naboo thing. I thought the shots of the city and forest looked cool. I thought it was a great addition to the star wars universe. But no sets, no movie magic and then they completely make it look stupid in episode 2. Why did these movies have to suck?
This post was edited on 7/31/12 at 11:09 am
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34514 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:13 am to
quote:

#5. Spider-Man 2 -- Doctor Octopus Needs Peter Parker Alive, Throws a Car at Him (For No Reason)
I remember thinking that watching the movie. It was a cool scene, but didn't make any sense.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150867 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:37 am to
Dude, Cracked should pay you endorsement money.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20760 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:42 am to
No shite
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:53 am to
Dr. Evil could be President to this day if he hadn't let Austin Powers get away 3675 times
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
34954 posts
Posted on 7/31/12 at 11:54 am to
I've always laughed about #5. The car still almost hit Peter, and he's fricking Spiderman. A normal person would have been dead as a doornail.
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