re: Post Quality Review: Boats n Hose

This is too good to die in the crap house poetry thread.

Here I squat, inside this stall
Surrounded by 4 piss-stained walls
Umpteen racial slurs abound
Upon these surfaces are found
Among the carvings, caked with grime
"call 581-... For a good time"
It seems as if "Kilroy was here"
And "Marty Gauch is a big queer"
The Ku Klux Klan here too has been
Crossed out, and then scratched in again
I spy now a crude set of tits
As fervently I try to shite
On every side is writ in ink
"nazis rule" then "nazis stink"
What makes this cubicle of poos
Bring out so many loathsome views?
And finally ends my frustration
Done now is my defecation
I reach to wipe, but curse my soul!
I touch naught but an empty roll.