re: Is this blatant stupidity or am I missing something?

First of all, I don't know where you heard about my premature ejaculation issues, but come on, man. Leave them out of it.

All of my inadequacies aside, the English game isn't that boring. Not to mention, the level of play of the forwards in the La Liga right now is unseen. I'm always impressed by them. My distaste for Spanish teams may also stem from never having an opponent not named Real Madrid or FC Barcelona on FIFA12 and watching the defense of my Fulham or Bolton teams crumble at the last minute. I haven't raged over a game since I was 16 until playing FIFA12 on Head to Head seasons this year in which I turned a perfectly good Xbox remote into spare parts for the new one I bought. It's all that god damned Lionel Messi's fault.