re: How not to be an a-hole in a restaurant

I'm a waiter's perfect customer. I never complain. Always leave a nice tip. My favorite story. Years ago I was at a Steak place with the wife. We ordered a bottle of red wine.

The waiter was on his first day and did not know how to open a cork. After pulling instead of using leverage he turned his back to us, put the bottle between his legs and started yanking at the cork really hard. He looked like he was masturbating. It was hysterical.

A manager came up and showed him how to use the corkscrew.