re: How does a squatch catch a deer?

The idiocy on that show is addicting. . .

This past Friday around 6:00pm, I'm in ladder stand in Monticello and I hear a knock and determine that it must have been made by a squatch, then the coyotes start, must be a squatch. Wood ducks flying in, must be because they were spooked by a squatch swimming underneath them.

The best part was that I was actually thinking about making one of those dumb arse calls for shits and grins. . .do I go low and long like Bobo, a female squatch shriek like Cliff or split the middle and go Moneymaker. Talked myself out of it since I'm pretty sure my ride back to the camp would have been quite pissed.