re: Lane Meyer or Hoops McCann?

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Lane Meyer...he lost his girl because she wanted someone better looking, drives a nicer car...his best friend is Booger and he lives next door to Rickie. In fact, the only people who give him the time of day are two Asian Howard Cossells.

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This. I knew when I was like 7 years old that Lane Meyer led a shitty existence and to this day I feel bad for him. Hoops was doing alright in life and then had a pretty good summer to cap off his high school career. He took the bully's girl instead of vice versa(and had to literally beat her off with a stick) and had a crew of friends that worshiped him. Then he gets to bang Demi Moore for pretty much just being a good guy and doing the right thing. It's really not even close.