re: Debunking Alabama's 12 national titles...

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A lot of it isn't even not caring.

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Agreed, and I have come to the conclusion that there is a mission Bama fans share. It is an unspoken code of conduct which must be obeyed lest one is not considered a true Bama fan. It is this: It is not just permissible to act like arrogant a**holes and disrespect all other fans and their schools and make nonsensical, delusional boasts, IT IS A DUTY TO INFURIATE OTHERS. The less sense a Bama fan makes and the more infuriating a Bama fan becomes, the more that fan is looked up to by his brethren as upholding this BAMA CODE OF CONDUCT.

Next time you are frustrated with trying to talk rationally with a Bama fan, or angered by their supremely arrogant attitude just remember they are duty bound to uphold the Bama code of conduct. Even if they don't really believe what they are telling you.

Also, trying to reason with a Bama fan is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It will frustrate the heck out of you, and it irritates the pig.