Home Alone 2 I'm not going to go into as much detail and analysis, but will do a more of making fun of it. Here's the number of times they should have died in HA2.

1) Harry should have had a shattered spine after smashing into the car
2) One brick to the head should have killed Marv, or best case put him in ICU with permanent brain damage due to internal bleeding of the brain, likely putting him in a vegetative state. And that's just one, nevertheless four, in which time his brain should have been all over the road.
3) Assuming Marv survives 4 bricks to the head and is walking around with a completely shattered skull and brain, he should have died going face first a story below, and certainly when the paint shelves knocked him down.
4) When Harry jumps to the ladder covered in slime, he lands on the back of his neck, which would almost certainly result in paralysis.
5) Marv gets electrocuted for 20 seconds, pretty much no chance of survival.
6) Harry gets a shite ton of tools dropped on him. Maybe not death, but certainly a trip to a hospital.
7) Marv gets a big of cement thrown on top of him from four stories up. Instant death, especially with an already shattered skull.
8) Harry puts his flaming head in a bowl of gasoline. No chance for survival.
9) Harry and Marv get hit in the face with a 60+ pound bar (instant death), and fly down two stories (instant death). Kevin then cuts the bar where it flies down two stories, which would land on their rib cages, making their heart and lungs explode instantly (another instant death).
10) The tool chest falling down the stairs.
11) Falling three fricking stories with the afore mentioned injuries.

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Another thing I noticed was once the McAllister family gets to NYC, the mom goes to the hotel and has the fricking nerve to tell the lady at the front desk "Because of you, my son is lost and alone in NYC." Um, no, you fricking count...your son is lost because you are a horrible mother and lost him at the airport. Not to mention that this is the second time this has happened in a year. And you have the nerve to try to pass the blame onto someone else? frick you and your disrespectful bullshite.

This I will go into detail though.