In retrospect... what the frick have we done?!

Nobody watches A&M, except A&M people and people who go to circuses to look at and make fun of the geek with an arm coming out of his head. Mizzou? 10,000 miles from fricking ANYwhere? Are you kidding me? How much fun will that drive be? I dread it and I have a head start on everyone from Baton Rouge at ONLY 10 hours away! You guys get the grinding 14 hour drive. Ugh! At least they have hot cheerleaders and at this time, I don't think they have any sheep in garters, but I'll remain wary, all the same. Still... better for us than for Florida. They have a 19 hour drive!

You have to laugh, it's just so ridiculous. Imagine... a 19 hour drive in Jorts! Ouch!

Speaking of ridiculous, A&M fits the bill. It is ugly and full of pecker heads that couldn't qualify to get into UT, so to make themselves feel better they ridicule UT and their fans and alumni. If they keep up that ridiculous UT bashing fight song as an SEC member, we should just ban them. If they have Longhorn envy and want to perpetuate a rivalry, they should have stayed the frick out of the SEC. Texas is glad to be rid of them. They've been like a bad case of herpes that keeps popping up into a festering, puss-filled boil. UT is laughing at the SEC for taking them. Now they're our problem.

Please close this board, Chicken. It is a constant reminder of the damage that's been done to a great and proud conference. We didn't need to expand. We didn't need to add circus clowns or midwesterners who, although they do make some good bar-b-que, just don't fit. We all know it. May as well resign ourselves to it. Ugh! I feel the need to take a shower with antibacterial soap everytime I get done visiting this place.

Shut this board down!!! NOW!

This post was edited on 11/20/11 at 8:46 pm