atm Fark request...

I live in Houston surrounded by aggies and I have a friend that is hosting a aTm cotton bowl watch party. So thursday night before I leave for the cotton a group of us are planning to do a little mahem in his front yard... What I need is a sign to put in the yard. Here is the pic of his head



To go on something like this...


I am open to any suggestions. I will catch hell if we lose but you gotta do what you gotta do. Anything LSU related in it is fine too. I am looking for the gayer the better... Thanks for the help...