re: Bring Back the AGGIE JOKES!!!!

After having their 12th child, an Aggie couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the Aggie went to his veterinarian  who treated his mules and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Aggie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Oklahoma to get a second opinion. The  Oklahoma physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from A&M.  This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the Aggie went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand . . .