re: Good website for Aggie jokes..

A tremendously wealthy Texas oilman had the “perfect” daughter: She was a senior in high school, absolutely gorgeous, had an IQ of 155, was valedictorian of her class and, at age 18, she did volunteer work at the homeless shelter, sang in the church choir, and was still a virgin.

The day after HS graduation, he sat her down and said,
“Well, daughter, it’s about time you decided where you want to go to college”.

“Well, Daddy, I’ve given this a lot of thought. I know you’re not going to like this very much, but I’ve decided that I want to go to Texas A&M. I hope you’re not too mad”.

“Well, daughter, I surely can’t understand why you’d make THAT decision. But if that’s what you have your heart set on, I guess that’s what we’ll do”.

So he buys his girl a new Corvette, and lays an American Express Black card on her, and packs her off to College Station.

And once she registers for classes at Texas A&M, she is TRANSFORMED into . . . an AGGIE.

Semester break rolls around, and the girl comes home to visit. She asks to talk to her Daddy in private.

“Well, daughter -- what’s troubling you?”

“Daddy, I have some bad news, and some good news”.

“Uh-oh. Maybe you should tell me the bad news first”.

“Well, Daddy -- I’m pregnant”.

“Oh my Gawd! What could the good news possibly be?”

“I don’t think it’s mine”.