re: Good website for Aggie jokes..

One day, a Aggie was visiting his LSU cousin, who was from Bunkie, to watch some football games. Before the games started, they went grocery shopping. The LSU student walked into a store, went up to an employee and said, "Ma'am, I'd like some 'taters, some 'maters, and some ernions." She supplied what they needed.

As they got in the car the Aggie said, "Man, you are SOOOO stupid. It's not 'maters', 'taters' and 'ernions', it's 'tomatoes', 'potatoes' and 'onions'. Let me show you how it's done." So his cousin agreed. The next store they got to, the Aggie walked up to an employee and said, "Sir, I'd like some potatoes, tomatoes and onions. The employee looked at him and said, "You must be an A&M grad." The Aggie looked proudly at his cousin and said, "Why yes, I am. How could you tell? My beautiful speech?" The employee said, "No, sir. It's because this is a furniture store."