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re: Good website for Aggie jokes..
Posted on 12/7/10 at 12:52 pm to Beachtiger
Posted on 12/7/10 at 12:52 pm to Beachtiger
One year, the Aggies were flying into Baton Rouge from College Station on a 4-engine jet. About 30 minutes into the flight the captain comes on the P.A. system. "Ladies and genltemen, we have a problem. We have lost an engine, but don't worry, we'll still make it to Baton Rouge, we'll just be an hour late."
30 minutes later, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Regretably, we have lost a second engine, but not to worry, we'll still get there, just two hours behind schedule."
30 minutes later, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Regretably, we have lost a third engine, but not to worry, we'll still get there, just three hours behind schedule."
By now the players and other flyers were getting restless. After all, the game was at 7 and their flight was schedule for noon. So, 15 minutes later, when the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry, but we have lost our final engine," the team captain stood and shouted, "Oh, let me guess, we're gonna be FOUR hours late now?!"
30 minutes later, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Regretably, we have lost a second engine, but not to worry, we'll still get there, just two hours behind schedule."
30 minutes later, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Regretably, we have lost a third engine, but not to worry, we'll still get there, just three hours behind schedule."
By now the players and other flyers were getting restless. After all, the game was at 7 and their flight was schedule for noon. So, 15 minutes later, when the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry, but we have lost our final engine," the team captain stood and shouted, "Oh, let me guess, we're gonna be FOUR hours late now?!"
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Posted on 12/7/10 at 12:53 pm to sec417r39
One day, a Aggie was visiting his LSU cousin, who was from Bunkie, to watch some football games. Before the games started, they went grocery shopping. The LSU student walked into a store, went up to an employee and said, "Ma'am, I'd like some 'taters, some 'maters, and some ernions." She supplied what they needed.
As they got in the car the Aggie said, "Man, you are SOOOO stupid. It's not 'maters', 'taters' and 'ernions', it's 'tomatoes', 'potatoes' and 'onions'. Let me show you how it's done." So his cousin agreed. The next store they got to, the Aggie walked up to an employee and said, "Sir, I'd like some potatoes, tomatoes and onions. The employee looked at him and said, "You must be an A&M grad." The Aggie looked proudly at his cousin and said, "Why yes, I am. How could you tell? My beautiful speech?" The employee said, "No, sir. It's because this is a furniture store."
As they got in the car the Aggie said, "Man, you are SOOOO stupid. It's not 'maters', 'taters' and 'ernions', it's 'tomatoes', 'potatoes' and 'onions'. Let me show you how it's done." So his cousin agreed. The next store they got to, the Aggie walked up to an employee and said, "Sir, I'd like some potatoes, tomatoes and onions. The employee looked at him and said, "You must be an A&M grad." The Aggie looked proudly at his cousin and said, "Why yes, I am. How could you tell? My beautiful speech?" The employee said, "No, sir. It's because this is a furniture store."
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