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3 Aggies go into a bar and order a round of shots. 1 Aggie says, to 57 days. The others toast to 57 days. They order another round of shots and toast again to 57 days. After the third round round where they toast to 57 days, the bartender gets curious and ask what they were toasting? 1 Aggie tells him they "just finished a jig saw puzzle in 57 days, the box said 3-4 years"

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A tremendously wealthy Texas oilman had the “perfect” daughter: She was a senior in high school, absolutely gorgeous, had an IQ of 155, was valedictorian of her class and, at age 18, she did volunteer work at the homeless shelter, sang in the church choir, and was still a virgin.

The day after HS graduation, he sat her down and said,
“Well, daughter, it’s about time you decided where you want to go to college”.

“Well, Daddy, I’ve given this a lot of thought. I know you’re not going to like this very much, but I’ve decided that I want to go to Texas A&M. I hope you’re not too mad”.

“Well, daughter, I surely can’t understand why you’d make THAT decision. But if that’s what you have your heart set on, I guess that’s what we’ll do”.

So he buys his girl a new Corvette, and lays an American Express Black card on her, and packs her off to College Station.

And once she registers for classes at Texas A&M, she is TRANSFORMED into . . . an AGGIE.

Semester break rolls around, and the girl comes home to visit. She asks to talk to her Daddy in private.

“Well, daughter -- what’s troubling you?”

“Daddy, I have some bad news, and some good news”.

“Uh-oh. Maybe you should tell me the bad news first”.

“Well, Daddy -- I’m pregnant”.

“Oh my Gawd! What could the good news possibly be?”

“I don’t think it’s mine”.

This aggie's girlfriend finally agreed to go all the way. Lacking any sexual experiences with human females, he was a little nervous when she demanded that he first go to the pharmacy to get some condoms.

The aggie went up to the counter and asked the pharmacist, " How much for box of them rubbers?"

The pharmacist replied, "Ten dollars" and the aggie proceeded to put a ten dollar bill on the counter.

Then the phamacist said, "No, that will be ten and eighty cents total."

The aggie replied, "But you said it was ten dollars!! What's the extra eighty cents for?"

"Tax", said the pharmacist.

At first the aggie looked confused, but then smiled and said, "Oh I get it now!! You know I always wondered how those things stayed on!!"