re: Does the "sexual assault" charge bother you?

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Does the "sexual assault" charge bother you?

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Tiger, ask yourself these few questions, and maybe it'll shed some light on the subject.

1) Did you ever "over-serve" yourself adult beverages in College while underage to the point where you thought you were slick as "John Shaft", but later found out you were really as annoying as "Biff Tannen"? (Back to the Future)

2) While in the state of #1 above, did you ever start hitting on a girl, playing grab arse a time or five, even though she tells you to stop after the 1st time?

3) Assume #'s 1 & 2 above, but now your teammates start giving you smack about it, egging you on to cop a feel this tine, even though she has repeatedly tried to stay away from you? Against your better judgement you do it anyway, she gets totally pissed and slaps the crap out of you, a fight breaks out, you get arrested by a small town sheriff with a Barney Fife complex who just so happens to know the girl and her family very well, Barney throws every possible charge in the book at you and locks you up for good measure cause he's a die hard Seminole fan. Has that ever happened?

4) After you sober up and take 6 Alleve the next morning to get the cell to stop moving, Barney Fife tells you the girl's dad is on the BoT of UGA - Athens and you are NEVER to set foot in that County ever again, except for your arraignment and trial.

Would you still have a problem? Don't take this as the gospel, but you can get the gist of the story behind the story. Understand also M. Richt was in the middle of a runaway victory for the Fulmer Cup at the time this went down.