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Posted on 12/3/10 at 11:45 am to Thundercles
Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
Posted on 12/3/10 at 11:48 am to Thundercles
A cowpoke in West Texas was herding longhorn cattle one day when he
heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he
discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was
even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's
hind end, he heard, "The eyes of Texas are upon you, all the live long day..."
Amazed, he tossed the longhorn calf over his horse's back, mounted
and rode quickly to his line shack 10 miles away. There he put the calf into
his truck and drove 74 miles to Ft. Stockton, where he took the animal to
a vet.
When the vet asked him what was going on, the cowpoke told him, and
the vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen, too. He agreed he
heard, "The eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away..." but didn't seem
particularly excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the cowpoke asked.
The vet, a third generation Aggie, said, "Bud, I'm an Aggie, and I've
been listening to assholes sing the "Eyes of Texas" for years."
heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he
discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was
even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's
hind end, he heard, "The eyes of Texas are upon you, all the live long day..."
Amazed, he tossed the longhorn calf over his horse's back, mounted
and rode quickly to his line shack 10 miles away. There he put the calf into
his truck and drove 74 miles to Ft. Stockton, where he took the animal to
a vet.
When the vet asked him what was going on, the cowpoke told him, and
the vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen, too. He agreed he
heard, "The eyes of Texas are upon you, you cannot get away..." but didn't seem
particularly excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the cowpoke asked.
The vet, a third generation Aggie, said, "Bud, I'm an Aggie, and I've
been listening to assholes sing the "Eyes of Texas" for years."
Posted on 12/3/10 at 11:50 am to Thundercles
quote:thanks
Jesus man, way to turn the notch to 11
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