re: A note to Buddy Songy

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Dear Mr. Songy,

Here are a few tips to make your show better (because it sucks right now)

-Learn what the hell karma is, because you use it wrong all the time.
-Please get the balls of the guys from Olindes out of your mouth, it's hard to understand what you say sometimes.
-I'm pretty sure your "significant other" is your hand so stop refering to it.
-The female bartenders at the locaton where you are think you're creepy, stop talking to them.
-Your laugh scares me.
-The Monica Lewinsky reference is old, stop using it.
-Stop offering people trips too Seaspray you know you won't send anyone there.
-Lastly, not everything is "spicy".


I hope you take these into account for todays show.

Sincerly,
Southpaw07

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