re: What shirt should I buy for Saturday?

get the purple nike if you want to look like you've never been to a game before. get the gold one if you want to never wear it again except for the gold game. get the gray one if you want to look like an indifferent bystander. under no circumstances should you get either of the last two.

go with a nike coaches polo of any color. it'll make it look like you know what you're doing at your tailgate.

t-shirts? please....what is this a crawfish boil?