re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...

Would you rather:
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?

A pirate if I get to be the captain. If I have to swab the decks and crap like that, I'll be a badass samurai.

Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
I've never eaten panda, but I love me some gator.

Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?

This is tough. I am all about the visual, so I love a hot woman. Boring sex is still sex, and if she's hot enough, I can just look at her and provide the sex myself. Nobody knows me like me.

Then again, if I have an ugly wife who is great at sex, a simple flip of the light switch and she looks however I want her to look.

Unfortunately, she is my wife so eventually I'd have to be around the repulsive bitch with the lights on.

In the long run, I think I am too visually stimulated so I'd go with the hotty. She had better be really really hot. Besides, if I'm the captain of a pirate ship, I'd likely have a "great at sex" hag at every port to make up for the boring wife.

Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?

Either way, it's the same movie over and over, so I may as well pick the Godfather (although there are at least 200 movies I would choose before The Godfather).

To sum it up, I'm a rum guzzlin', gator eatin', hot woman lovin' pirate captain (the rest of you pirates can swab my decks) with at least one ugly "great at sex" hag at every port.

Arrrr!!