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re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...
Posted on 9/15/10 at 11:54 am to etm512
Posted on 9/15/10 at 11:54 am to etm512
quote:'Bout damn time!
etm512
quote:Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.
Also being a samurai puts you at risk of having to hang out with Tom Cruise and that's never cool.
I'd also like to point out that Tom Cruise is just the last Samurai. By the time he shows up, I'm dead so I'm actually cool w/ that.
quote:HOL. E. shite!!
DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO TAKE HIS FACE-OFF LIKE IN FACE-OFF?!?!?! Holy hell. Then I will be a panda-faced pirate. BOOM!!!
I must seriously consider this new development:
I'm thinkin as a pragmatic samurai I'd probably go w/ the gator face. My super-kinky ugly-but-sexually-adroit wife would probably like the extra adventure that the gator head presents. Plus, I could pay tribute the only Ninja Turtles character that hails from Louisiana:
THAT'S RIGHT, Leatherhead! I GARE-AWN-TEE!
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 11:59 am to Jamohn
quote:
Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.
I'd also like to point out that Tom Cruise is just the last Samurai. By the time he shows up, I'm dead so I'm actually cool w/ that.
I don't think time is an issue here, so this quote made me think of a way to end this thread rather quickly:
/thread
Posted on 9/15/10 at 12:17 pm to Jamohn
quote:
Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.
Yeah but he's a captain of his own ship so he wouldn't be on my crew of scoundrels and scallywags. Looks like we both could dodge the douche-bullett.
Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:37 pm to Jamohn
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Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.
Im thinking Jack Sparrow is probably a perfect wingman. Im thinking we could smash if we teamed up together. Especially if a tame the alligator that I face off. And im thinking Capt Jack could put in a good word for me with Kiera Knightley. She can be my hot wife that sucks in the sack. Can I have both? And ugly and a hot? Thats probably not fair. O well. FYI I rob a chinaman and now i have a pair of those chinaman sandals to walk around my pirate ship in my skinnies in LIKE A BOSS. cannonball BOOM
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