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re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...
Posted on 9/9/10 at 4:13 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Posted on 9/9/10 at 4:13 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...
OK......
.....*Deep breath*.....
quote:I'm going Samurai. I hate scurvy and I'd like that I can kick as much arse as possible. Besides, this could be one of those Monkey's Paw type trick questions where you think you're gonna be a cool pirate/pornstar like Long John Silver hijacking booty and feasting on mutton and ale with a cool parrot, but really you end up being one of those lame Somali pirates trying to take over cruiseships just before Navy SEALs blow your brains out from a mile away while you choke down some crappy mango gazpacho.
Be a Pirate or a Samurai?
I'll be a badass samurai like Ryu from Streetfighter brandishing a cool sword and chuckin Hadokens at bitches.
quote:Definitely a panda. You know how impossible it is to try to kill an alligator w/ a samurai sword? It's not happening. As long as I'm not a lame samurai w/ a bamboo staff, the panda won't stand a chance. And then, I could rid the world of another worthless panda. Seriously, pandas suck arse. Those frickers would go extinct if we didn't have to literally force them to mate.
Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?
Added bonus: It might be that goddamn Sexual Harassment Panda. That thing needs to die!
quote:Whether I'm a pirate or a samurai I'm gonna be kind-of isolated. One of the main advantages of the hot wife is getting to show her off. That doesn't really happen w/ either lifestyle. One of the main drawbacks of the ugly wife is that others see you with her. So the main advantage to the hot wife is gone along w/ the main disadvantage of the ugly one. After a hard day's work as a panda-slaying samurai I want to have some mindblowingly great sex. I DGAF if she's a 4 as long as she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?
quote:Definitely Godfather pt. 1. I'll use it as inspiration to turn my ugly wife into a movie star: Director doesn't put her in a movie, he finds the head of his prize panda in his bed the next morning. Then, once she's a movie starlet, some people will delude themselves into thinking my ugly wife is actually attractive. Hell, she might even make a Maxim list.
Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd
Oh, and besides that, Tyler Perry sucks arse and Godfather pt. 1 might be the greatest movie of all time so there's that too.
This post was edited on 9/9/10 at 4:19 pm
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Posted on 9/9/10 at 4:15 pm to Jamohn
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Jamohn
Damn you really thought about that
Posted on 9/9/10 at 5:23 pm to Jamohn
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Besides, this could be one of those Monkey's Paw type trick questions where you think you're gonna be a cool pirate/pornstar like Long John Silver hijacking booty and feasting on mutton and ale with a cool parrot, but really you end up being one of those lame Somali pirates trying to take over cruiseships just before Navy SEALs blow your brains out from a mile away while you choke down some crappy mango gazpacho.
Let's be clear. I'm definiely a super bad arse pirate. Im talking the mystic of Long John Silver but all the great taste of Captain D's. Thats a completely diffrerent debate... Long John Silver Fast Food < Captain D's.
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Definitely a panda. You know how impossible it is to try to kill an alligator w/ a samurai sword? It's not happening. As long as I'm not a lame samurai w/ a bamboo staff, the panda won't stand a chance. And then, I could rid the world of another worthless panda. Seriously, pandas suck arse. Those frickers would go extinct if we didn't have to literally force them to mate.
The more i think about it, the more i want to try and kill an alligator with a pirate sword. Almost in bullfighter style. I just imagine the gator coming at me and me swinging on a rope stabbing him the back. And just refilling my sword supplies and emptying them in his back until he bleeds out. That and a gator is kind of the classic enemy for a pirate.
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Whether I'm a pirate or a samurai I'm gonna be kind-of isolated. One of the main advantages of the hot wife is getting to show her off. That doesn't really happen w/ either lifestyle. One of the main drawbacks of the ugly wife is that others see you with her. So the main advantage to the hot wife is gone along w/ the main disadvantage of the ugly one. After a hard day's work as a panda-slaying samurai I want to have some mindblowingly great sex. I DGAF if she's a 4 as long as she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
And this is where im torn. And it could be becuase i just had a spinal tap in the past week and im missing massive amounts of brain/spinal fluids that im taking the ugly wife. because there is noting that can hurt a mans ego like his buddy telling him his wife is a dog face. but i figure if im a pirate, and my buddy tells me that, i just cut his nuts off and make him walk the plank. so it wont matter what other people think, and i'll just enjoy my fantastic sex.
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Definitely Godfather pt. 1. I'll use it as inspiration to turn my ugly wife into a movie star: Director doesn't put her in a movie, he finds the head of his prize panda in his bed the next morning. Then, once she's a movie starlet, some people will delude themselves into thinking my ugly wife is actually attractive. Hell, she might even make a Maxim list.
I feel like if i choose Tyler Perry i will in turn have to be a Butt Pirate.
Posted on 9/14/10 at 12:59 am to Jamohn
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I DGAF if she's a 4 as long as she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Samurai
Panda
Hot Wife
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