re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...

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Be a Pirate or a Samurai?

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Pirate, obviously. Really, do I want to be a part of a rigid feudal society or do I want to sail around stealing shite, drinking, and saying f u to the man? I think the choice is clear

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Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?

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Both. I want a pimp panda coat and gator boots.

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Have a hot wife with extremely boring sex or an ugly wife with unbelievable sex?

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Clearly, if I am a pirate, I want an ugly wife because I don't give a shite what anyone else thinks...which is the only advantage to a hot wife that sucks at sex.

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Only be able to watch The Godfather pt. 1 or every Tyler Perry movie ever releasd?

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I don't love the Godfather that much and I have seen it. I also have not seen a single Tyler Perry movie so I think I have to go with Tyler Perry. Not that it matters much as I am a pirate doing awesome pirate things and having unbelievably great sex.