Started By
Message

re: Dumb and Dumber

Posted on 7/12/10 at 10:27 am to
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 7/12/10 at 10:27 am to
quote:

she'll invite us right in for tea and scrumpets.


Isn't the line, "she'll invite us right in for tea and 'strumpets.'"

quote:

The look on my 6 yr olds face during the toilet scene was one of both horror and laughter.


That's exactly my problem with the movie. I hate that scene. Too much of the humor is just gross out gags. The movie's funny, but I don't consider it an all time favorite by any stretch. I realize I'm in the extreme minority.


Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48953 posts
Posted on 7/12/10 at 10:29 am to
quote:

That's exactly my problem with the movie. I hate that scene. Too much of the humor is just gross out gags
shitting is natural, in that case its funny!


ETA: something that we'd all do to our buddies for a lol if they deserved it
This post was edited on 7/12/10 at 10:30 am
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 7/12/10 at 10:42 am to
quote:

That's exactly my problem with the movie. I hate that scene. Too much of the humor is just gross out gags. The movie's funny, but I don't consider it an all time favorite by any stretch. I realize I'm in the extreme minority.
It's not really those scenes that make me love the movie. It's just how awesomely awesome some of the lines are.

quote:

Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!
Harry: No way!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nuh uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.
quote:

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
quote:

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
quote:

Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.
quote:

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?
Mary: [laughs] Stop it
Harry: Okay. Seven forty-five
quote:

Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Harry: Oh, no, no.
Lloyd: Come on, Harry.
Harry: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah. He was pretty old.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150918 posts
Posted on 7/12/10 at 10:43 am to
As long as we're correcting quotes, two from earlier:

It's "We Landed on the Moon!" (not "We've"). And it's "We're there" (not "We're there, man.")

Also, I was always in the minority in not loving the shitting scene. It was funny, no doubt. But most people I knew always thought that was the funniest part in the entire movie, and it's one of the worst IMO. The best part IMO is easily when he basically crowhops the snowball at Mary's face.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram