re: Stocks...

I'm down. We can specialize on location-based use of internet acronyms, leveraging the existing platform of mobile technologies, such as twitter, FourSquare, and Gowalla. Android, iPhone, and iPad support will come out within a month, as well as tight integration with social networks such as LinkedIn, Facebook, and Google Services. Piggybacking onto these existing technologies will provide us with very low fixed operating expenses, allowing us to focus purely on growing the top line.

The synergies captured in this venture can reach out to millions of consumers worldwide, and we think there is a particularly strong interest in the emerging markets in the Pacific Rim, notably Korea and China, as well as established markets in the US, Europe, and Japan. Our unattainable revenue projections (when we figure out how to actually turn this into money) have us overtaking Microsoft in market capitalization within a decade. If you want to win, invest in For The Win.

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