re: I sure hope LSU is better than the stats show

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I sure hope LSU is better than the stats show
My brother and I are looking through the statistics on Rivals.com, and I must say that LSU is rather poor in every category. I have not followed LSU much, but when I heard the matchup was versus you guys. my gut reaction was "uh oh".

That was until my brother said LSU is not very good anymore. I am sitting here looking through these statistics and I am wondering how you guys are 9-3?

I hope for a close contest, but I am thinking your offense won't be able to do much. Correct me if I am reading this wrong, but you guys have the 106th offense in the country???

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You are right on. We are the most pathetic football team ever put together, and we don't stand a chance against the mighty Nittany Lions. No need to prepare for the game. Please tell Joe Pa (or whatever the old man goes by) to just have his team meet him in Orlando the day of the game. As long as you show up, you'll win. We're terrible in bowls.