re: calvin's chicken salad

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I always feel like someone else has eaten it first

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Pre gummed

Remind of the joke…..There is an older “opera type” woman whose Mercedes breaks down. She is next to a greasy spoon diner so she goes in to call for roadside assistance. She is hungry so while she waits she asks the waitress if she can recommend anything. The waitress tells her they have amazing hamburgers. So the woman orders and eats one. It is the best burger she has ever eaten and starts ranting and raving and insisting on meeting “chef”. The waitress tries to put her off several times but she keeps insisting so the waitress gives in so she will shut up. She walks her to kitchen door and when she opens it there is a big fat hairy dude wearing a wife beater and boxers, picking up ground beef, putting it under his arm pit and smashing it into patties and throwing it on the grill. The woman in complete shock says “that is the grossest thing I have ever seen”. The waitress tells her “that ain’t honey nothing you should see him make donuts”.