re: Tebow's Grand Entrance

He waves his hand over MSU and changes their program to wine, parts the Crimson Tide allowing the chosen Gators to make their way to Atlanta, where they take up residency and force the Bulldogs to move to Oxford, whose fans worship a false prophet, raises Kentucky from the dead, trashes the Vandy temple of future CEOs, rides into BR on the back of Tennessee's coach, forgives Spurrier for not voting for him, mandates that everyone stop killing and eating Pork, then heals Les' speech problem.