Rescue Me (orange cock scene)

That was damn funny.

"Which Jergens?"

Mike – “It’s a baby carrot.”
Franco – “What did you do, hump a bowl of yams?”
Bart – “It’s a hairy Cheez Doodle.”
Lou – “Looks like a bald George Hamilton.”
Damien – “If it was a movie, it would be “A Cockwork Orange.”