re: Hats off to you guys

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I would have bet that we're far more of a detested fan base. People call us corn dogs, and accuse us of turning over port-a-potties with little old ladies in them. We incite Ole Piss people to write fake letters from Texas pitchers' moms saying how bad we are. The A&M people despise us just a notch below their hatred of the Short Horns. The Barners hate us because we've won 2 BCS balls never going undefeated, and they couldn't win one while going undefeated. Georgia hates us because we beat them in '03 [twice] when they had their best team, and then we played in the '07 BCS NC and they got squeezed out. Ole Miss hates us because they're a bunch of fricking pussies, and we constantly remind them that the last time they won an SEC football championship, John F. Kennedy's corpse was still fresh.

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You left out the Zero U people here in Okieville! They hate us cause we kicked their 4th Heisman winners arse and Tiger Baited the pussies into submission! Not to mention we were the first SEC team to keep them from winning their 8th NC and setting them on the road to 5 straight BCS losses.