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You stay classy Texas fans

Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:01 pm
I've been perusing the kool-aid fest that is the TU board, and I just thought I'd share a few gems from the fanbase who preaches class like it's their religion. I think they should start practicing what they preach. The amount of hate, ignorance, and vitriol they spew is astounding. Oh, and by the way, these all come from only about 4 threads.

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most of us actually have salaried or professional jobs, and we can't just pick up and go to Omaha for a week. most of your fans are unemployed, on welfare, or work hourly jobs in the fast food industry, where nobody gives a shite if they drive up to Omaha for the CWS. plus, y'all have a built in advantage. y'all live in houses on wheels. it's much easier for y'all to just drive your mobile homes to Nebraska.


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It is apparent that spending a week or so in the Superdome has a lasting impact


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Isn't looting considered a sport in LA?


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People from Texas have jobs, so it can be hard to travel mid-week. The coonasses don't have this same limitation.


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Anyone from the states of Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, or Florida who actually believes their culture is superior to anyone else's has clearly never left the south.


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I thought inbreads stayed together.


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Outside out of LSU's baseball dominance in the steroid era and your recent success under fricktard Miles/Saban's coattails, other than being in the SEC, just how much success has LSU had?


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And further more, what you're saying is that your junior college quality university can only focus on one sport at a time?


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frick LSU


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frick LSU and the whole shite-hole state of Louisiana.


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frick LSU and frick Louisiana.


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I always like to leave the country to go to crazy places like Lousiana and Mexico, where the world is your urinal and the 'simple things' that make the United States so awesome are missing to remind you of how good you have it.


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assuming an unquestionable sweep and then calling Texas fans arrogant is on a level of retardation befitting your state's reputation


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LSU? frick your school.


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Surprised the electricity is on this late down in the bayou. Must have the hamsters working overtime.


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Look, your state is a shithole swamp filled with drunken alligator-wrestling hillbillies and voodoo queens. You can barely pave your roads, much less educate your kids. Louisiana has good food and good jazz, and that is it. If we ranked all the states in order from awesome to terrible, any reasonable person puts Texas in the top five and Louisiana in the bottom five. So, yeah, we do think Texas is better than Louisiana. So does everyone else.


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I can't wait till Horns whip y'alls dumb asses. Stick to what you Louisiana trash know best, gumbo and flashing tits.


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Texans have pride in their state, Louisianians have ... what? What the frick is there to have pride in if you live in that POS state?


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frick LSU. frick LSU fans.


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Baton Rouge is a complete shithole. Absolutely no redeeming value to that city.


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So, in conclusion, frick LSU.


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frick LSU... frick that nasty arse backwards state they call Lousyana... frick Pete Marinara sauce... they're nothing but racist, toothless, brainless pig frickers...


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Hurricanes - 100 Lousyana - 0 , wipe em off the planet




Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:03 pm to
I've always thought that state sucked. They just reinforced my opinion.
Posted by truthbetold
Member since Aug 2008
7632 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:04 pm to
Wow, that's pathetic.
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
79187 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:04 pm to
meh, just mention Charles Whitman and that'll get em rattled.
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:05 pm to
sounds like a pissed off 8 year old foul mouthed girl....
Posted by Sandberg
Denham Springs
Member since Apr 2009
323 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10905 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:17 pm to
This disappoints me. I moved to Texas in 1988 and love it here. Most UT fans are pretty decent folks. Texas is a great state and a good place to live. It saddens me to see those comments made. POS in my book.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:19 pm to
Santa Ana should have not have choked.
Posted by pistolpete23
In the present
Member since Dec 2007
7143 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:24 pm to
Consider the source

Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36904 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:24 pm to
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most of us actually have salaried or professional jobs, and we can't just pick up and go to Omaha for a week.


this cracks me up. do they not allow texas grads to have vacation time in their salaried or professional jobs?
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8703 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:24 pm to
I see too many TEXAS lic plates belonging to Texans who are living in our "messed up state" and far too many passing through on our "UN-paved highways". Maybe it would be best if they went I-30 and avoided up completely. We would be better off if you passed around us. BTW, that backwards state or "lousyana" will whip up on the Mexican state of Texas tonight and then you will really feel bad because those backwards coonasses have handed you 2 loses, all from the bad state of Louisiana.
This post was edited on 6/23/09 at 5:26 pm
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19103 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:25 pm to
The irony is that no matter how low everyone is, they're the ones that usually end up sucking hind teat!
Posted by Geaux9
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2009
5173 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:26 pm to
I say everybody on this board log onto shaggybevo and start shite with them
This post was edited on 6/23/09 at 5:50 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73007 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:26 pm to
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Look, your state is a shithole swamp filled with drunken alligator-wrestling hillbillies and voodoo queens


Good stuff

Posted by DTiger
Brandon, MS
Member since Aug 2007
1068 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:33 pm to
Texas Fans= WASTED SPERM!
Posted by tigerfan1
Member since Jan 2007
1762 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 5:35 pm to
What would be shocking is if they actually believe all that crap.
Posted by crtodd
Member since Nov 2005
1723 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:18 pm to
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You can barely pave your roads, much less educate your kids


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I thought inbreads stayed together.


And WE'RE uneducated?
Posted by WarhawkRebel
WM
Member since Jul 2008
1775 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:22 pm to
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People from Texas have jobs, so it can be hard to travel mid-week. The coonasses don't have this same limitation


What Texas don't understand is LSU is expected to be in Omaha every year. Tiger fans make reservations every year. This is vacation time for them!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68421 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:43 pm to
Funny, Louisiana has a lower unemployment rate compared to Texas for May 2009.

Texas 7.1%
Louisiana 6.6%
Posted by White Tiger
Dallas
Member since Jul 2007
12830 posts
Posted on 6/23/09 at 6:45 pm to
One of those highbrow sophisticates misspelled inbred. That is rich. I live in Texas, but my heart will stay in the Bayou State. Despite the impression the people on that board give, most people here are just like folks in, yes, Louisiana. Maybe it is a UT fan, alcohol induced phenomenon.

That said, may the Tigers humiliate the Longhorn BB team tonight, provided the "creek don't rise."



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