re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Chad Jones went to the country to sign some autographs one day. When a young girl walked up with a baby lamb who had died during birth. Chad Jones walked up to the baby and touched it on its head. The baby lamb suddenly came back to life. Everyone was cheering and crying. Then all of a sudden Chad Jones tackled the baby lamb full speed and killed it. Just to remind everyone that Chad Jones giveth, and Chad Jones taketh away