re: Favorite Seinfeld or Friends quote

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SaintLSUnAtl

Jerry: Do you even know what a write-off is?

Kramer: No. Do you?

Jerry: No!

Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.

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That is a classic one. Damn I can't stop laughing. Here's one.

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Kramer: "The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus."

Jerry: "Wow."

George: "You're Batman."

Kramer: "Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop."

Jerry: "You kept making all the stops?"

Kramer: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"

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