re: quotes from movie/tv you say all the time...

All Tommy Boy all the time for me-

Your brain's got a thick candy shell

they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shite.

I did call earlier when...using the phone

Did I hear a niner in there? Were ya calling from a walkie talkie?

I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was...awesome

you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's arse... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

shut up richard

You could put six packs of be... soda in here...

Housekeeping, want me jerk you off

Fat guy in a little coat

Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?

Right here...Not here or here so much...Right here...

These shoes are Italian. They're worth more than your life.

Does this suit make me look fat?
No, your face does.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Hey, Prehistoric Forest!

John Hancock, It's HERBIE Hancock.

Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa?... Or is it SPANKY?

La-la-la-loo-loo... Luuuke... Luuuke! I am your fah-ther! La-la-lay-lu...

Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon....