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re: What's your most desperate hookup story?
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:27 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 5/8/24 at 9:27 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
I hooked up with a cop’s daughter the night after her dad pulled me over for speeding, driving without my lights on, passing in a no passing zone, racing on a highway, and disorderly conduct with a motor vehicle.
Kind of hard to put a rating on her besides just saying that “she wasn’t unattractive.” She had been pursuing me like crazy for a few months only to be rebuffed. Kinda knew that I’d be pleading not guilty at my initial appearance to kick that stuff to trial to see if the DA would cut a deal and drop some of those charges. So in order to complicate things a bit and maybe get the cop to put in a good word I start hooking up with the daughter to make her happy.
She was freaky, it was fun, but she was in a world of her own when it comes to being clingy. Daddy came through in a big way and lobbied the DA to “give me a chance” so everything was dropped except the disorderly conduct charge and the agreement was made that it would be expunged off of my record if I kept my nose clean for six months. Saved a ton a of money and headaches with the other traffic crap but had to endure a few months of the cop’s psychotic daughter.
Kind of hard to put a rating on her besides just saying that “she wasn’t unattractive.” She had been pursuing me like crazy for a few months only to be rebuffed. Kinda knew that I’d be pleading not guilty at my initial appearance to kick that stuff to trial to see if the DA would cut a deal and drop some of those charges. So in order to complicate things a bit and maybe get the cop to put in a good word I start hooking up with the daughter to make her happy.
She was freaky, it was fun, but she was in a world of her own when it comes to being clingy. Daddy came through in a big way and lobbied the DA to “give me a chance” so everything was dropped except the disorderly conduct charge and the agreement was made that it would be expunged off of my record if I kept my nose clean for six months. Saved a ton a of money and headaches with the other traffic crap but had to endure a few months of the cop’s psychotic daughter.
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