re: Meanwhile down da bayou

Not on the bayou or a starving horse, but my BiL got a visit from Animal Control because some snowflake who had moved out from DC complained his cow was too fat.

In a way, the idiot was correct, she was a freemartin who had become a pet and died of old age. She was fat as he moved her around the yard so he would have less grass to mow, but what was he supposed to do, chain her up on a parking lot until she dropped 50 pounds?

That was one of many incidents with the people who moved out from DC. One lady pulled up in the yard to tell him his cow and died. He told her she was just taking a nap. The lady argued with him, telling him she knew more about cows than he did. He picked up her feed bucket and slapped it and the cow popped right up.