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re: Life is Fragile
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:28 pm to TDsngumbo
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1. Obtain life insurance license 2. Sell life insurance 3. Spend all day reminding people about how fragile life is. 4. Get 9 “no” answers from people who spend fifteen minutes filling out a form to get life insurance because they don’t have any yet. 5. Listen to 6 of those 9 “no” people tell you about how they’re healthy so they won’t die anytime soon and will just revisit this later. 6. Sell 1 policy for a $600 commission. 7. Repeat steps 1-6 for the next couple hours of the day until you get that next “yes”. Life sucks and is fragile. Make a living off of it. If you’re real lucky, you’ll do it long enough to come across the situation I had a few months ago - customer buys a policy after putting it off time and time again. Two hours later, he gets on his motorcycle and dies when someone runs the red light. Boom - success story you get to tell to others all day every day, only for them to assume you’re making it up for a quick sale. I’d like to close with this: if any of you SOB’s have been my prospects and told me no, I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
This is the kind of energy I like to see on this board
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