re: It's truly not safe to eat out anymore.

Years ago, I was an area supervisor for Wendy's and I worked three years at Church's Chicken when I was in h.s.

I never saw anything like you have described.

Some woman kept repeating "I needs lots of pickles" at the drive thru. So, the employee put 2 inches of pickles on her burger. She came back in an hour later, I figured to bitch. Nope - "best burger I've ever had."

Some woman came in to bitch about the coffee being weak - "It tastes like lukewarm water with black crayon dipped in it." Immediate reply: "Would you like me to put another crayon in it?"

Myra had just cleaned the salad bar. Some Baylor mom hit the salad bar, piling up cheese on her salad. The overflow spilled into all the other containers that had just been cleaned up. Myra can't take it any more so she's goes over, slaps the woman's hand, and says "that's enough cheese bitch!" It was hilarious. She was fired, but subsequently rehired.