re: Anyone else pull off the road

Didn't pull off the road, but I did have a near shart during a critical phone call while at the office desk.

Muted the headset and had a blowout into the trashcan.

Several coworkers heard my bowels roar before succumbing to the noxious fumes. I was surprised at the absorptive properties of cotton boxer shorts.

The boss was not impressed.

Office was temporarily evacuated and I ended up in a near termination situation with HR.