re: What’s the worst place you’ve ever had a bug bite?

Red Wasp...right on top of where head meets shaft.

2nd place is numerous yellow jacket stings to my inner legs and groin. I unknowingly stopped right over a ground nest of those bastards while riding my go kart in gym shorts when I was 11 years old. Came running out of the woods where our trails were stripping down to my birthday suit. Anyone in the neighborhood that happened to look out their windows at that precise moment for whatever reason got a funny anecdote to tell their friends later.