re: Jeff Landry Triple Dog Dare

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You:
please translate Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry's April 2, 2024 letter to Mr. Jimmie M. Woods, Sr. regarding LSU Athletes to be present for the playing of the national anthem in to Cajun English in the style of "Cajun Night Before Christmas"


ChatGPT
'Twas April 2nd, in de year twenty-twenty-four,
An' Governor Jeff Landry, he done knock on Jimmie's door.
He had a message 'bout LSU, dat school so dear,
'Bout playin' de anthem, an' bringin' folks near.

"Dear Mr. Woods, Sr., from de bayou so grand,
Let's talk 'bout LSU, dat college so grand.
Dere's a matter at hand, 'bout de anthem, you see,
An' I reckon we need a chat, 'tween you an' me.

We gotta ensure, when de anthem's begun,
LSU athletes, dey stand proud as de sun.
Like de cypress trees tall, in de Louisiana breeze,
Dey gotta show respect, as they please.

It's 'bout honor an' pride, for dis land we call home,
An' LSU's name, gotta shine like a chrome.
So let's spread de word, from de bayou to da city,
'Bout standin' up straight, ain't no time for pity.

I'm countin' on you, like a Cajun chef's roux,
To make sure LSU athletes know what to do.
Let's keep our traditions, alive an' true,
An' show de world what Louisiana can do.

So here's to LSU, may dey always stand tall,
An' may we unite, one an' all.
Thanks for listenin', Jimmie, to what I done say,
Together, we'll make Louisiana shine bright as de day."

With dat, Jeff Landry, he done send his regards,
Hopin' LSU athletes, dey heed dey charge.
For in Louisiana, we take pride in our land,
An' standin' for de anthem, it's part of de plan.