re: do you have your funeral planned

Not having any of the conventional funeral nonsense.

A company out of Memphis will come pick up my body at the morgue and chop me up for experiments and surgical training. When everyone is finished they’ll gather me back up and cremate me. Then they will deposit my ashes in an obscure graveyard. They may even let me rot in the sun and weather for a year or more in pursuit of forensic science.

Mom is doing the same except her ashes are going to be mailed USPS to me. We already have Dad in an urn in a bedroom corner.