re: do you have your funeral planned

Don't want one.

My dad is really big on that bullshite, but I give zero fricks. This mortal body of mine is just carbon and water, so I don't really care what's done with it once I die. In fact, go ahead and burn it for failing me.

Mrs. Tantal is terminally ill and wants a Big Lebowski funeral. She's going to be cremated, her ashes put in a Folger's can, then scattered in the cove in front of our lake house when the time comes.