re: Worst "crime" did you commit in HS?

In HS, multiple DWIs and one dine and dash.

At a party, someone said that the cook at a downtown diner would jump the counter and chase you down if you did a dine and dash. I was just drunk enough to want to see that for myself. A friend went in and sat down. There were maybe a dozen people in there. Then I came in separately, ordered french fries (cheapest thing on the menu), and started acting suspicious. When he turned around, I took off. He jumped the counter and came after me.

I was pretty fast in those days and wasn't worried about him catching me, but I was surprised at how far he chased me before giving up. Impressive commitment for an order of french fries, but probably not wise on his part. My friend said that after he took off after me, the other diners looked around, finished their meals, then took off themselves.