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Taylor Lorenz shows up to Pornhub awards

Posted on 3/29/24 at 1:48 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/29/24 at 1:48 pm
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30378 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 1:51 pm to
She thinking about doing a little porn or what? I’d probably have to check into that. I’d suggest for her adopting a “girl next door” amateur, “best friend’s girlfriend” schtick. Somebody let her know if y’all don’t mind.
Posted by David_DJS
Member since Aug 2005
18147 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 1:53 pm to
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Pornhub awards

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davyjones

I had a seat saved for you.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63676 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 1:58 pm to
She's doing her part to raise awareness of the spread of HPV.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80754 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:01 pm to
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HPV


Reminds me of a Chrissie Mayr quote:

"You can't spell Happy Valentine's Day without HPV"
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45431 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:07 pm to
Would definitely use a ball gag on her.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30378 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:17 pm to
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I had a seat saved for you.

Hey, no worries. I’ve got season tickets, so there’ll be plenty of opportunities.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
956 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:18 pm to
Even in a room full of nasty pornstars, she has to bag that face to get laid.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5931 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:29 pm to
I had to miss watching the awards show because Louisiana wanted me to register for permission.
Posted by crimsonuatide
Member since Jul 2017
1675 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 2:59 pm to
How she gonna suck a D with that mask on?
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
10520 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:01 pm to
Considering Only Fans acct. can she be as bad as her current grift ?
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19719 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:20 pm to
The Don does like the porn stars.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:22 pm to
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The Don does like the porn stars.


Then he and your Mom should get along famously....
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29573 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:47 pm to
She is such a dork
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:51 pm to
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The Don does like the porn stars.
What honest, straight guy doesn't?
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Member since Jul 2019
4575 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:53 pm to
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Taylor Lorenz


quote:

Pornhub


Two things I never really needed to see ever included in one sentence.
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
23008 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 3:56 pm to
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And, of course, Lorenz showed up resplendent in a face diaper, which is basically just a religious token for her at this point. For someone who is as much of a germophobe as Lorenz pretends to be (when it's convenient), we don't think an N-95 is going to help her out in a room full of porn stars. But kudos to her for the virtue signaling in a room full of people who have sex for money.


So much gold in this paragraph. I cant think of a single word that I would change

Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
1498 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 4:38 pm to
Who the F is Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80754 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 4:39 pm to
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Who the F is Taylor Lorenz?


The living embodiment of everything wrong with the Washington Post.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25583 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 4:40 pm to
I’d say GILF pron is viable, but to poor spinster never even had kids.

This post was edited on 3/29/24 at 4:41 pm
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